The Utterance of ALUKians the VII

One day, it was around 12 27am. When a girl was going to brush her teeth, she saw two malay guys with blue T-shirt and caps on their head. She was shocked and ran to her housemate, "......, I saw 2 malay guys were wondering around downstairs. They looked like THIEVES. Oh yes!!! Finally I have chance to catch the thieves. Where is the directory? We must call the Pak Guard now." Then we went to have a look on the contact list which is sticked on the wall.

First, she called to PPP (Mdm. xx) but she never picked up the phone. Well, she then called to POS PENGAWAL 1 (03-554421xx). The call was picked up. " Hello, saya ni pelajar INTEC. Tadi saya nampak 2 orang lelaki melayu kat bawah Blok 1 dalam Kolej Akasia. Mereka ni mungkin pencuri," said by the girl. She thought that the pak guard will take some actions or at least say THANK YOU to her. The pak guard, however, said, " Sini pos pengawal induk, kamu kena telefon pos pengawal Kolej Akasia, no. telefon 03-554824xx". The girl was not fluent in Malay language so her voice was a bit shaking when in phone. The pak guard seem like worried about she was going to wrong numbers and asked her to repeated the numbers again. 'Ishh, still want me to repeat??!! The theives are going to escape!!' However, the girl did repeated the numbers again, without any mistakes.Then, she called more numbers found in the booklet to get help fast, all of them were in vain as the number is either not in service or no one answered the call, recalling a few months back, the girl were told that she can call those numbers day or night, rain or shine. However, she couldn't get any help, from 1 number to another number . Finally, she called 03-55482448 again.

The phone was picked up by a lady. The lady spoke to her in English and asked what happened. After explaining everything to the lady, lady then replied this is XX's house number you should call 03-55424xx, you TAKE CARE ya! The girl then phoned to that numbers and repeated everything AGAIN!!! The pak guard then asked, "kat mana tu?" " Blok 1, Laman 6" "Baju apa?" " Baju Biru dan pakai topi." "Oh, yang tu RELAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Kita ni ada rela ronda kat kolej baru-baru ini. Kamu ni JANGAN TAKUT." LOL........ RELA!!!!!!! The girl was totally stunned. And, the word of JANGAN TAKUT striked her mind again and made her more embarassed. IN FACT, SHE NEVER FELT SCARED!! Actually, she was very EXCITED of catching the thieves.

To summarise,the girl called(these numbers) according to chronology
1. o3-554421xx
2. 016-61864xx
3. 03-554870xx
4. 03-554824xx
5. 03-554824xx
6. 03-554824xx

In only a few minutes, the girl made 6 calls to get the help. The theives would have escaped by the time the girl reach the right person if the RELA were really the theives.

This was the biggest joke ever in the world!!!!!!

p/s: That stupid girl is ............. >>>>> Leng lui mary... >.<



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Leng Lui Mary

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